Spidurmunkey

Today is everybody’s favorite dazzling vampire’s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD! Born June 20, 1901 to Edward Snr. and Elizabeth Masen, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen is turning 107 years old, but doesn’t look a day over 17. I hope Alice isn’t throwing you a crazy, over the top party… But she probably is. Alice will be Alice, after all.

In honor of your birthday, here are some AWESOME quotes that you have given us:

‘”Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to her death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand…”‘
-Edward Cullen; Twilight (462)

“Would it be childish for me to hide in your closet?”
- Edward Cullen; Twilight 

 

“‘You’d move in with a house full of vampires?’
‘That’s probably the safest place for someone like me. Besides…’ I grinned. ‘If Charlie kicks me out, then there’s no need for a graduation deadline, is there?’
His jaw tightened. ‘So eager for eternal damnation,”‘
- Edward / Bella; New Moon (546) 

“‘Charlie… is probably not going to kill you, but he’s thinking about it.’”
- Edward Cullen; New Moon (553) 

 

“‘Isabella Swan?’ He looked at me through his impossibly long lashes, his golden eyes soft but somehow, still scorching. ‘I promise to love you forever-every single day of forever. Will you marry me?’”
- Edward Cullen; Eclipse (460)

“So let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?”
“Why is the plane crashing?” he was trying to hide a smile now.
“The pilots are passed out drunk.”
“Easy. I’d fly the plane.”
Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again. “Both engines have exploded and we’re falling in a death spiral toward the earth.”
“I’d wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I’d run you back to the scene of the accident, and we’d stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.”
I stared at him wordlessly. 
“What?” he whispered.
- Edward / Bella; Eclipse 

So let me just say: Happy Birthday Edward Cullen, sexier than you even at 107! 
You will always be our favorite over-protective, cold, crooked-smiling vampire.